FedEx is Worse Than the Cable Guy

I’ve spent the day tied to the homestead waiting for a package from FedEx which according to their website has been “On FedEx vehicle for delivery” since 6:20 am this morning. When will it arrive? Who knows, but if I want to lay my hands on it, I have to be in my place from the time I get up to the time they deliver my package.

Six PM rolls around and still no package, so I give them a call. They’re response? They claim they tried to deliver the package at 5:35 which was 25 minutes ago. I told him this was absolute garbage as my desk is by the window and I’ve been home all day long. Of course they can’t do a thing except make me wait around for them another day.

Disregarding the fact that they outright failed at getting a box to my front door and then lied about their failure, the fact that they track every single package with a great deal of precision should mean that they can give us a more reasonable window in which it will be delivered (theoretically).

The cable guy gives a three hour window these days. The US Postal Service, which is considerably cheaper, shows up at roughly the same time every day with any deliveries. I can’t imagine why we pay a premium to FedEx for service so terrible.