Obvious Diversion

I’ve been using craigslist to find various items for my new abode and came across the following post in the furniture section. It was removed pretty promptly, but I’ll duplicate it here for everyone’s amusement.

Shabby Chic Means Crap
Guest what every body, shabby chic means your junk is junkier than it should be. That is such a mid thirties divorce trying to get with the times by using stupid words that are meaningless and outdated, that whole shabby chic thing died after they locked up your beloved Martha Stuart. Listen to yourselves Oh look at this honey it’s a crappie piece of furniture that someone is selling for way more than its worth because dumb people like me think its cool. Or Look every body I found this neat thing that’s all broken and cool and I love it and the person that sold it to me found it in the dump it still has raw egg stuck to the side. And my bed came from the ally around the corner it was a real bums bed I bought it off him for five thousand dollars. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Yes, the cat picture was part of the post as well.