The Accord Hybrid Sucks, Only Saves Two Miles a Gallon

Well, it would seem the Accord Hybrid does a crap job of being fuel efficient. From The New York Times:

The 2005 Honda Accord hybrid gets about the same miles per gallon as the basic four-cylinder model, according to a review by Consumer Reports, a car-buyer’s guide, and it saves only about two miles a gallon compared with the V-6 model on which it is based. Thanks to the hybrid technology, though, it accelerates better.

Hybrid technology, it seems, is being used in much the same way as earlier under-the-hood innovations that increased gasoline efficiency: to satisfy the American appetite for acceleration and bulk.

It only saves two miles a gallon? What is this crap? Don’t buy this car thinking it’s fuel efficient. Seriously, don’t buy this car under any circumstances. This sort of engineering should not be rewarded.

Get yourself a Toyota Prius instead. Or ride a bike. Or walk.